FERMES NFT: Ponderosa Steak House Edition

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FERMES™ Ponderosa Steak House Edition, a one-of-one parody luxury handbag, equal parts satire and steakhouse nostalgia. Comes with NFT, physical bag, and a Certificate of Inauthenticity.

FERMES NFT: Ponderosa Steak House Edition
“Where all-you-can-eat meets all-you-can-flex.”

This is not a handbag. This is a parody buffet served in leather.
The Ponderosa Steak House Edition is a one-of-one FERMES Certified Fake Replica™, marinated in nostalgia, stitched in steakhouse chic, and plated with irony.

What You Get:

Unique NFT: One-of-one Certified Fake Replica™, permanently on-chain.
Physical Handbag: A single handcrafted art piece, never to be reproduced, delivered in 6–8 weeks.
Certificate of Inauthenticity: Serial-numbered proof your fake is the only fake.
Parody Packaging: Wrapped in newspaper, dusted in potato sack couture, with satire guaranteed.

Why It’s Valuable:
Because this isn’t luxury fashion, it’s an all-you-can-eat commentary on culture, consumerism, and Americana. A steakhouse frozen in time, now served as satire.

FERMES™ is not affiliated with Ponderosa, Hermès, or any other brand.
It’s parody luxury, so fake, it’s rare.