FERMES™️ is a satirical luxury brand born from rebellion against overpriced fashion and the illusions of status. Each piece parodies high-end culture with unapologetic quality, wit, and a middle finger to the establishment.
You’re not just wearing a bag, you’re flexing irony harder than their logos ever could.
We mimic elite fashion quality at 1% of the cost, because $9,000+ handbags are a joke, and we’re in on it.
Each piece is a limited-run art object, frame it, flaunt it, or flip it as an NFT.
No sweatshops, no overstock, no basic. Every piece is handcrafted, rare, and unbothered.
OWN THE IRONY
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