FERMES Jell-Oh Shots

FERMÈS NFT: Jell-Oh Shots Edition
“Luxury you can black out with.”
This is not a handbag. This is party couture.
The Jell-Oh Shots Edition is a one-of-one FERMÈS Certified Fake Replica™, soaked in neon leather patchwork and garnished with a red plastic shot cup.

What You Get:

• Unique NFT: One-of-one Certified Fake Replica™, permanently on-chain.

• Physical Handbag: A single art piece, handcrafted, never reproduced, delivered in 8-12 weeks.

• Certificate of Inauthenticity: Serial-numbered proof your fake is the only fake.

• Parody Packaging: Newspaper wrap, bar-napkin dust bag, satire guaranteed.

Why It’s Valuable:
Because nothing screams exclusivity like a hangover. Luxury that spills, slurs, and stains.

FERMÈS™ is not affiliated with Jell-O, Kraft, Hermès, or any other brand.
It’s parody luxury, so fake, it’s real.

FERMÈS Jell-Oh Shots Edition: Neon satire stitched with bad decisions. One-of-one, handcrafted, and unapologetically fake.