FERMÈS NFT: Hamburglar Heist Edition

FERMÈS NFT: Hamburglar Heist Edition

“Lovin’ it… illegally.”

This isn’t a handbag. This is satire in stripes.
The Hamburglar Heist Edition is a one-of-one FERMÈS Certified Fake Replica™, snatched straight from the golden arches and stitched into parody couture.

What You Get:

• Unique NFT: One-of-one Certified Fake Replica™, permanently on-chain.

• Physical Handbag: A single art piece, handcrafted, never reproduced, delivered in 6–8 weeks.

• Certificate of Inauthenticity™: Serial-numbered proof your fake is the only fake.

• Parody Packaging: Newspaper wrap, potato sack dust bag, satire guaranteed.

Why It’s Valuable:
Because this isn’t fashion, it’s cultural theft reimagined as luxury. It’s art with fries on the side, stitched with irony and served in stripes.

FERMÈS™ is not affiliated with McDonald’s, Hermès, or any other brand.
It’s parody luxury, so fake, it’s real.