FERMES – Dollar General Edition
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FERMÈS Dollar General Edition: discount satire stitched into couture parody. One-of-one, handcrafted, and unapologetically fake.
FERMÈS NFT: Dollar General Edition
“Luxury at rock-bottom prices.”
This is not a handbag. This is discount couture.
The Dollar General Edition is a one-of-one FERMÈS Certified Fake Replica™, stitched in bargain-bin yellow and black with “Off Brand” swagger.
What You Get:
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Unique NFT: One-of-one Certified Fake Replica™, permanently on-chain.
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Physical Handbag: A single art piece, handcrafted, never reproduced, delivered in 8-12 weeks.
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Certificate of Inauthenticity: Serial-numbered proof your fake is the only fake.
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Parody Packaging: Newspaper wrap, dollar-store dust bag, satire guaranteed.
Why It’s Valuable:
Because nothing is more priceless than pretending cheap is chic. It’s couture clearance, irony included.
FERMÈS™ is not affiliated with Dollar General, Hermès, or any other brand.
It’s parody luxury, so fake, it’s real.
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