FERMES NFT: Backpage Edition #1

FERMES NFT: Backpage Edition #1
“Sweet, discreet, and stitched in satire.”

This is not a handbag. This is a one-of-one parody relic from the internet’s underworld, stitched in red-light leather and outlined in irony. The Backpage Edition turns late-night classifieds into couture commentary, transforming scandal into shoulder candy.

What You Get:

• Unique NFT: One-of-one Certified Fake Replica™, permanently on-chain.

• Physical Handbag: A handcrafted, never-reproduced satire piece delivered in 6–8 weeks.

• Certificate of Inauthenticity: Serial-numbered proof your fake is the only fake.

• Parody Packaging: Brown-paper wrap, motel-room dust bag, cultural irony included.

Why It’s Valuable:
Because it’s more than fashion, it’s history reworked in leather. It’s a wink at the platforms, the headlines, and the hustle culture that shaped an era.

FERMES™ is not affiliated with Backpage, Hermès, or any other brand.
It’s parody luxury, so fake, it’s real.