FERMES: MAXWELL STREET POLISH EDITION

FERMES NFT: Maxwell Street Polish Edition

“So fake, it’s real. So real, it ships.”

Each FERMES drop is both parody brand and unique art piece.
Mint this NFT and in 6–8 weeks your satire arrives IRL:

Included with Every Maxwell Street Polish Bag:

• NFT Collectible: A Certified Fake Replica™ stored forever on-chain.

• Newspaper-Wrapped Box: Because luxury deserves yesterday’s headlines.

• Potato Sack Dust Bag: Rustic protection for your anti-status symbol.

• Certificate of Inauthenticity: Serial-numbered proof your fake is the real fake.

• Unique Physical Handbag: One-of-one parody art, never repeated.

FERMES isn’t imitation — it’s counterfeit couture turned cultural commentary.
When you own this bag, you don’t just carry satire. You become it.