FERMÈS: Lucky Charms Edition

FERMÈS NFT: Lucky Charms Edition
“Luxury you can’t magically afford.”
This is not a handbag. This is breakfast couture.
The Lucky Charms Edition is a one-of-one FERMÈS Certified Fake Replica™, stitched in red leather patchwork, rainbow handles, and finished with a satirical leprechaun hoarding Bitcoin instead of gold.
What You Get:
Unique NFT: One-of-one Certified Fake Replica™, permanently on-chain.
Physical Handbag: A single art piece — handcrafted, never reproduced — delivered in 6–8 weeks.
Certificate of Inauthenticity: Serial-numbered proof your fake is the only fake.
Parody Packaging: Newspaper wrap, cereal-box dust bag, satire guaranteed.
Why It’s Valuable:
Because nothing is magically delicious about capitalism, but it sure looks good in leather. This is breakfast nostalgia served as couture parody.
FERMÈS™ is not affiliated with General Mills, Lucky Charms, Hermès, or any other brand.
It’s parody luxury — so fake, it’s real.