FERMES – Dollar General Edition

FERMÈS NFT: Dollar General Edition
“Luxury at rock-bottom prices.”
This is not a handbag. This is discount couture.
The Dollar General Edition is a one-of-one FERMÈS Certified Fake Replica™, stitched in bargain-bin yellow and black with “Off Brand” swagger.

What You Get:

• Unique NFT: One-of-one Certified Fake Replica™, permanently on-chain.

• Physical Handbag: A single art piece, handcrafted, never reproduced, delivered in 8-12 weeks.

• Certificate of Inauthenticity: Serial-numbered proof your fake is the only fake.

• Parody Packaging: Newspaper wrap, dollar-store dust bag, satire guaranteed.

Why It’s Valuable:
Because nothing is more priceless than pretending cheap is chic. It’s couture clearance, irony included.

FERMÈS™ is not affiliated with Dollar General, Hermès, or any other brand.
It’s parody luxury, so fake, it’s real.