HERMES

SO FAKE, IT’S REAL

COMING SOON

THE FINEST SATIRE YOU CAN CARRY

MADE ON JUPITERS MOON, EUROPA

0% STATUS, 100% AUDACITY

LUXURY, NOW INTERPLANETARY

LUXURY ISN’T RARE, HONESTY IS....

THIS ISN’T A REPLICA, IT’S A REVOLUTION...

LUXURY DIDN’T NEED TO BE FAKE, THEY MADE IT THAT WAY.

HANDCRAFTED
SATIRE

SO FAKE, EVEN HERMES IS CONFUSED