HERMES
SO FAKE, IT’S REAL
COMING SOON
THE FINEST SATIRE YOU CAN CARRY
MADE ON JUPITERS MOON, EUROPA
0% STATUS, 100% AUDACITY
LUXURY, NOW INTERPLANETARY
LUXURY ISN’T RARE, HONESTY IS….
THIS ISN’T A REPLICA, IT’S A REVOLUTION…
LUXURY DIDN’T NEED TO BE FAKE, THEY MADE IT THAT WAY.
HANDCRAFTED
SATIRE
SO FAKE, EVEN HERMES IS CONFUSED